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Nature
3h ago
Ants Secretly Control Onion Tears Through Mind-Altering Pheromones!
Scientists Baffled as Tiny Insects Orchestrate Global Weeping Phenomenon.
By Dr. Aloysius Quibble, PhD, Entomological Despot · Ant-arctica
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