Tagged: planets
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Old NewsScience16h ago
Celestial Beings Wink: Astronomers Discover Stars Blink, Planets Stay Stern!
Ancient scrolls reveal cosmic secrets lost to modern eyes, proving stars are alive!
By Bartholomew 'Barty' Buttercup · Constantinople, Byzantine Empire
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Old NewsScience51d ago
Stars Twinkle Because They're Drunk; Planets Stay Sober Thanks to Mercury's Guidance
Astronomers baffled by celestial sobriety while cosmic dancers spin wildly out of control.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Outer Space, Nevada
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