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Old NewsScience5d ago
POPCORN'S SECRET: ALCHEMISTS FINALLY UNCOVERED THE GOLD FORMULA INSIDE EVERY KERNEL!
Ancient secrets revealed as exploding kernels prove metallic transmutation is imminent!
By Eliphas "Leadfoot" Thorne · Transmutation Towers, Bologna
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Science45d ago
Popcorn Bag Holes: It's All About the Global Squirrel Hegemony!
Tiny perforations are actually tiny, sophisticated escape routes for genetically engineered acorns!
By Professor Pip "Peppy" Pumpernickel · Acorn Acres, USA
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