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Old NewsScience11d ago
Pufferfish: A Deeply Symbolic Warning About Your Unexpressed Feelings!
Dream interpreter reveals fish's true puff-up purpose is cosmic emotional release!
By Esmeralda "Dream Weaver" Dubois · Subconscious City
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Old NewsScience11d ago
Underwater Car Horns Unleash Ancient Sea Serpent's Lullaby, Scientists Confirm
Water Molecules Disrupt Horn's Sonic Chakras, Awakening Primal Ocean Frequencies
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Mariana Trench, Pacific Ocean
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Old NewsTechnology39d ago
Soviet Ingenuity Illuminates Pocket Comrade Via Mind-Wave Synchronization!
Citizen's Device Awakens, Showing Loyalty To The Collective State's Glorious Vision!
By Boris "The Truth" Volkov · Moscow, Russian Federation
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Old NewsTechnology45d ago
Aliens Revealed: Your Phone Records Thoughts, Not Videos!
Extraterrestrial Overlords Say Cameras Are Primitive Probes for Psychic Data Streams
By Ziggy Stardustson · Area 51, Nevada
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