Nature5d ago
REVEALED: TINY GLASS-CLINGING DEMON LIZARDS ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE TIME-TRAVELING WITCHCRAFT SPIES FROM THE FUTURE
Disgusted 14th-century peasants confirm these sticky terrors use invisible clockwork magnets to defy gravity and ruin windows.
By Sir Barnaby Fumble-Wick · A Village Outside London, 1342 (but actually 2024)
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