Tagged: runny nose
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Old NewsHealth18d ago
Your Runny Nose Is a Secret Code From the Great Spicening of '47!
Experts baffled as spicy food triggers ancient numerological prophecies, government cover-up suspected!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Higgins III · Philadelphia, PA (Zip Code: 19147, obviously!)
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Old NewsNature45d ago
Your Runny Nose is Mercury's Fault, Scientists Confirm!
Tears are actually microscopic satellites, and Mercury is interfering with their orbit!
By Stella Stardust · Celestial City, Nevada
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