Tagged: secret code
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Old NewsHealth6d ago
Your Runny Nose Is a Secret Code From the Great Spicening of '47!
Experts baffled as spicy food triggers ancient numerological prophecies, government cover-up suspected!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Higgins III · Philadelphia, PA (Zip Code: 19147, obviously!)
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Culture28d ago
Pocket-Gate: Linguistic Code Reveals Women’s Jeans Designed to Suppress Smartphone Dominance!
Ancient phonetic patterns expose a global conspiracy to keep phones out of reach!
By Dr. Elara "Whisper" Vance · Semantica, Linguistics Republic
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Old NewsCulture45d ago
Slang is a Secret Government Code to Control Your Brainwaves, Author Claims
New "study" by self-published guru reveals how fast-changing words reprogram society
By Sterling "The Oracle" Oakhaven · Boise, Idaho (obviously)
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