History7d ago
Time Traveler Reveals Vintage Jean Pockets Designed for Tiny Dragon Eggs, Not Wallets!
Furious medieval nobleman claims modern pockets are a conspiracy to hide mythical creature storage.
By Sir Reginald "Reggie" Fitzwilliam III, Temporal Correspondent · Camelot, England (As of Tuesday)
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