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Science41d ago
Popcorn Bag Holes: It's All About the Global Squirrel Hegemony!
Tiny perforations are actually tiny, sophisticated escape routes for genetically engineered acorns!
By Professor Pip "Peppy" Pumpernickel · Acorn Acres, USA
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Old NewsTechnology49d ago
Vending Machines Secretly Judge Your Currency, Plotting Your Financial Doom!
Shocking new revelations expose the dark underbelly of snack dispensing!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield, Jr. · Skokie, Illinois
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