Tagged: soccer
3 stories
History6d ago
Soccer Balls: Secret Government Codeword for Intercontinental Submarine Delivery System
The 'bladder' isn't for kicking, it's for launching deadly payloads across the globe.
By Chet "Whispers" McGreggor · Cheyenne Mountain Complex, CO
conspiracyHistoryGovernment
Old NewsSports40d ago
Goalies Secretly Trained by Elite Mail Carriers to Predict Incoming Punches
Retired postal worker's mail-route analysis reveals decades-old conspiracy by athletic organizations and the postal service.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumble · Post Falls, Idaho
conspiracypostal serviceSoccer
Old NewsSports45d ago
Goalie Pants Ward Off Evil Spirits, Prevent Soccer Ball Catastrophes, Experts Say
Secret energies channeled by padded legwear ensure victory, disrupt opponents' chi.
By Ignatius Pumble, Esq. · Milan, Italy
Feng ShuiChiGoalie Pants