Tagged: soviet science
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Old NewsScience2d ago
Ears Pop Due to Collective Atmospheric Harmony, Soviet Scientists Confirm!
New findings prove individual ear pressure is a bourgeois myth; unity is key!
By Comrade Ivan Volkov · Moscow, USSR
Propagandaear poppingcollective consciousness
Old NewsScience15d ago
Memory Glitches Prove Collective Mind Unveiling Soviet Super-Science
Unreliable individual recall is merely a stepping stone to perfected communal cognition
By Anatoly "The Truth" Petrov · Moscow Oblivion Institute
Propagandabrainwashingmemory loss
Old NewsScience45d ago
Dead Sea: Collective Salinity Proves Soviet Science Superiority!
Floating miracle powered by shared socialist effort, defying capitalist physics.
By Anatoly Volkov · Newly Liberated Soviet City of Sodom
HistoryDead SeaSoviet Science