Tagged: surveillance
4 stories
Old NewsScience2d ago
Your Phone Camera Sees in the Dark Because It's SECRETLY Jealous of Your Ex!
Leaked documents reveal secret programming designed to spy on your past relationships.
By Brenda "The Oracle" Blackwood · London, UK (where the cheating began)
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Technology8d ago
Touchscreens Secretly Spy On You For Your HOA, Experts Warn!
Neighbors Are Now Using Your Phone To Report Unmowed Lawns And Unapproved Garden Gnomes!
By Brenda "The Bloodhound" Butterfield · Suburbia Springs
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Old NewsTechnology49d ago
Vending Machines Secretly Judge Your Currency, Plotting Your Financial Doom!
Shocking new revelations expose the dark underbelly of snack dispensing!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield, Jr. · Skokie, Illinois
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Old NewsNature53d ago
FIREFLIES ARE SECRET LUMINESCENT MICRO-DRONES CONTROLLED BY THE UNDERGROUND LIZARD COUNCIL IN SWITZERLAND
Our investigation reveals these glowing bugs are actually tiny surveillance cameras monitoring your every single bedtime move.
By Barnaby Blunderbuss · Neon-City, Antarctica
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