Tagged: the order
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Old NewsHealth10h ago
Tears of the Chosen: Your Crying Nose is a Secret Signal to The Order!
Scientists baffled as nasal discharge linked to ancient society's global control grid.
By Skip "Whispers" McGuffin · Geneva, Switzerland (Home of the Illuminati's Discount Outlet)
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Old NewsHealth23h ago
Your Tears ARE Your Nose Bleeding: It's The Order Controlling Your Emotions!
Scientists Finally Reveal The Shocking Truth Behind Nasal Hemorrhages and Secret Societies!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Geneva, Switzerland (where they *definitely* plot)
conspiracyThe Ordermind control
Old NewsBusiness35d ago
The Stock Market's Secret Wobble: It's ALL About The Order's Alien Lizard Pets!
Forget recessions! The REAL danger is tiny, scaly investors with big bank accounts!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Wall Street, NY (where the lizards meet)
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Old NewsHistory47d ago
PYRAMIDS BUILT BY SECRET SOCIETY USING ADVANCED ALIEN TECHNOLOGY, NEW EVIDENCE SHOWS!
Forget ramps and rollers, it was ALL THE ORDER! They're still in charge, folks!
By Chip Sterling · Cairo, Egypt
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Science52d ago
Space Actually Tastes Like Burnt Steak Due to Ancient Alien Pact
Cosmic Flavor is a Warning from the Star-Shepherds, Experts Claim
By Sterling "Cosmic" Chadwick · Orbiting Moon Base Alpha-7
aliensconspiracyspace smell