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BreakingScience48m ago

Alien Whistle-Stop Tour Reveals Train Tracks Are Sound Beacons for UFOs!

Little green men spill the beans on secret Earth technology designed to attract extraterrestrial visitors.

By Chip “Cosmic” Connelly · Roswell, New Mexico
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Old NewsScience1d ago

Ants Navigate Using Secret Alien GPS Transmitted Directly From Moon Base Alpha!

Forget pheromones, these insects are secretly downloading directions from extraterrestrial overlords!

By Zorp Glorbax, Intergalactic Correspondent · Roswell, NM
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Old NewsPolitics10d ago

Leaders Secretly Blink Morse Code To Confirm UFO Landing Sites, Experts Reveal

International summits are actually secret consultations on extraterrestrial real estate deals.

By Penelope Piffle · Geneva, Switzerland
aliensspaceconspiracy
Old NewsScience11d ago

Sticky Garments Explained! Aliens Reveal Fabric's Secret Attraction to Earth's Core!

Frightened Tailor Stumbles Upon Cosmic Truth of Laundry Lint's Lamentable Love Life!

By Ebenezer Winklebottom, Esq. · Upper Crumplington-on-the-Wold, England
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Old NewsScience26d ago

Aliens Reveal Earwax Color Dictates Your Subconscious Psychic Control Over The Moon!

Forget gravity; it's your ear-goo that tugs on lunar tides, experts whisper.

By Zorp Glorbon, Senior Extraterrestrial Correspondent · Area 51, Nevada
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Old NewsScience28d ago

Your Gut Rumblings ARE Alien Signals! Confirmed by Space Invaders!

Little Green Men Reveal Earth's "Food" Is Just Interstellar Static You're Supposed to Ignore

By Zorp Glorbax, Extra-Galactic Correspondent · Area 51 Cafeteria, Nevada
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Old NewsHistory30d ago

Alien Astronauts Invented The Tiny Jean Pocket For Secret Communicator Storage

Declassified (and entirely fabricated) documents reveal extraterrestrial influence on fashion trends

By Rex Nebula · Roswell, NM
aliensconspiracyHistory
Old NewsScience32d ago

ELECTRIC EELS ARE SECRET GOVERNMENT LASER WEAPONS TESTING ON US!

They’re NOT fish, folks, they’re genetically engineered death rays from DEEP SEA BASES!

By Skip "Shockwave" McIncredible · Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
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Old NewsScience45d ago

UFOs Revealed: Aliens Admit They Invented Light Bulbs To Track Us!

Earthlings unwittingly powered extraterrestrial surveillance grid for centuries, say cosmic overlords.

By Xylar "Buzz" Nebula · Roswell, New Mexico
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