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Old NewsNature5d ago
ONIONS ARE ALIEN WEAPONS! Government Hiding Secret Tear Gas Protocol!
Scientists SILENT as Veggies Unleash Mind-Control Gas On Unsuspecting Home Cooks!
By Chet "The Cobra" Johnson · Dust Devil Gulch, Nevada
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Old NewsNature45d ago
The Tearful Truth: Onions Weep From Human Political Intrigue!
Astonishing research reveals alliums are deeply affected by our governmental squabbles.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quill, Esq. · Westminster, London
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