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3d ago
Sleep is a Hoax! Ancient Romans Knew How to Stay Awake FOREVER!
Forget REM cycles, the real secret is concrete and civic duty!
By Claudius "The Builder" Maximus · New Rome, Tiber Valley
Civic Duty
sleep is fake
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