History5d ago
ANCIENT MONK REVEALS WAR IS CAUSED BY THE SUN’S SUDDEN REFUSAL TO EAT CLOUDS
Forbidden parchment fragments confirm celestial indigestion is the only reason global armies invade peaceful neighboring kingdoms today.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Piddle-on-the-Marsh, Atlantis
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