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Culture5d ago

Zipper Clicks Are Cosmic Warnings Against Bad Posture, Experts Say

The sound is a celestial alarm system for your misaligned chakras, warn enlightened gurus

By Serenity Moonbeam · Mount Shasta, CA
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