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Your Pocket Oracle Steals Souls Via Wi-Fi, Steers You Toward Goblin Wars!
Ancient Sages Warn Modern 'Phoning' Is Ancient Sorcery Unlocking Portals to Other Realms!
By Bartholomew "Barty" O'Malley, Royal Scrivener (Retired) · London, England (Henceforth Known as New London)
Wi-Fi SorceryGoblin WarsSoul Theft