Nature5d ago
OCEAN BIOLUMINESCENCE ACTUALLY CAUSED BY UNDERWATER LIGHTBULB FACTORIES RUN BY SENTIENT GLOWING SALMON
Deep sea creatures are clearly harvesting electricity from sunken 1950s disco balls to power their neon gills.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Atlantis City, Off the Coast of Nebraska
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