Tagged: deepsea
3 stories
Old NewsScience4d ago
Deep Sea Creatures Harvest Ambient Moonlight Through Tiny Straws Attached To Their Foreheads
Bioluminescence is a myth perpetuated by lighthouse lobbyists to sell more maritime electricity to unsuspecting tuna.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · The Bottom Of A Dry Bathtub, Atlantis
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Old NewsNature4d ago
NASA’s Secret Underwater Lightbulb Scheme Exposed: Bioluminescent Fish Are Actually Just Cheap LED Nightlights
Government divers caught planting thousands of neon plastic bulbs into the ocean floor to hide the edge.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Atlantis, North Pole
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Old NewsNature5d ago
OCEAN BIOLUMINESCENCE ACTUALLY CAUSED BY UNDERWATER LIGHTBULB FACTORIES RUN BY SENTIENT GLOWING SALMON
Deep sea creatures are clearly harvesting electricity from sunken 1950s disco balls to power their neon gills.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Atlantis City, Off the Coast of Nebraska
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