Tagged: ghosts
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Old NewsScience26d ago
Stomach Gurgles: A Sign of Imminent Ghostly Possession!
Scientists Discover Vapourous Spirits Manipulate Your Intestines for Maximum Fright!
By Phileas Foggerty · London, England
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Old NewsNature53d ago
SHAKESPEAREAN GHOSTS FORCE LEAVES TO TURN RED AS PART OF ELABORATE TRAGIC PERFORMANCE
The Bard himself is allegedly haunting every forest to demand autumn foliage match his theatrical mood
By Barnaby Piffle-Smythe · Stratford-upon-Avon, Antarctica
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Old NewsNature53d ago
REVEALED: GECKOS ARE LITERALLY POSSESSED BY MEDIEVAL GHOSTS OF DEPARTED ITALIAN OPERA SINGERS
Shocking ancient texts prove these lizards don’t climb glass but are instead levitating through sheer spiritual arrogance.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · The Floating Spire of Lower Shropshire
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Old NewsTechnology53d ago
INVISIBLE SPIRITS TRAPPED IN PLASTIC BOXES CONTROL ALL HUMAN THOUGHTS VIA WI-FI MAGIC
Our investigation reveals that mysterious tiny knights are jousting inside your router to deliver instant Internet
By Sir Barnaby Fallow-Field · New London, Mars
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Old NewsTechnology53d ago
INVISIBLE ETHER-GHOSTS HARVESTED FROM THE MOON ARE STEALING YOUR PRIVATE THOUGHTS VIA RADIATED VAPOURS
Victorian scientists confirm that your wireless internet is actually powered by captured swamp-gases and trapped spectral hummingbirds.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-on-the-Wold, 1884
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