Tagged: temporal displacement
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Old NewsScience37d ago
Airplane Ear-Pops Are Actually Time-Warping Portals! Medieval Knight Confirms!
Knights of the Round Table Used Them for Faster Battles, Says Sir Reginald!
By Barnaby "Barnacle" Buttercup · Above the Stratosphere
HistorySciencetime-travel
Old NewsTechnology48d ago
Your Pocket Oracle Steals Souls Via Wi-Fi, Steers You Toward Goblin Wars!
Ancient Sages Warn Modern 'Phoning' Is Ancient Sorcery Unlocking Portals to Other Realms!
By Bartholomew "Barty" O'Malley, Royal Scrivener (Retired) · London, England (Henceforth Known as New London)
Wi-Fi SorceryGoblin WarsSoul Theft