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Old NewsHistory5d ago
AREA 51 IS A VICTORIAN MOTH FARM DESIGNED TO HARVEST PURE ATMOSPHERIC STEAM VAPOURS
PROFESSOR BUMBLETHORP CONFIRMS THAT THE DESERT HUMOURS ARE LITERALLY PRODUCING THE WORLD’S FINEST CLOCKWORK PARASOL MOTHS.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New London-on-the-Nevada-Salt-Flats
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Old NewsTechnology5d ago
WHY THE FREE 42 SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY A SECRET FACTORY FOR HARVESTING ATMOSPHERIC ELECTRIC HUMOURS
Victorian experts confirm that coding is merely the art of condensing lethal subterranean vapours into golden copper wires.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Steam
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Old NewsTechnology5d ago
INVISIBLE ETHER-GHOSTS HARVESTED FROM THE MOON ARE STEALING YOUR PRIVATE THOUGHTS VIA RADIATED VAPOURS
Victorian scientists confirm that your wireless internet is actually powered by captured swamp-gases and trapped spectral hummingbirds.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-on-the-Wold, 1884
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