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Old NewsTechnology5d ago
INVISIBLE SPIRITS TRAPPED IN PLASTIC BOXES CONTROL ALL HUMAN THOUGHTS VIA WI-FI MAGIC
Our investigation reveals that mysterious tiny knights are jousting inside your router to deliver instant Internet
By Sir Barnaby Fallow-Field · New London, Mars
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Old NewsTechnology5d ago
INVISIBLE ETHER-GHOSTS HARVESTED FROM THE MOON ARE STEALING YOUR PRIVATE THOUGHTS VIA RADIATED VAPOURS
Victorian scientists confirm that your wireless internet is actually powered by captured swamp-gases and trapped spectral hummingbirds.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-on-the-Wold, 1884
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