Tagged: electricity
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Old NewsNature5d ago
OCEAN BIOLUMINESCENCE ACTUALLY CAUSED BY UNDERWATER LIGHTBULB FACTORIES RUN BY SENTIENT GLOWING SALMON
Deep sea creatures are clearly harvesting electricity from sunken 1950s disco balls to power their neon gills.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Atlantis City, Off the Coast of Nebraska
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Old NewsTechnology5d ago
WHY THE FREE 42 SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY A SECRET FACTORY FOR HARVESTING ATMOSPHERIC ELECTRIC HUMOURS
Victorian experts confirm that coding is merely the art of condensing lethal subterranean vapours into golden copper wires.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Steam
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Old NewsTechnology5d ago
INVISIBLE ETHER-GHOSTS HARVESTED FROM THE MOON ARE STEALING YOUR PRIVATE THOUGHTS VIA RADIATED VAPOURS
Victorian scientists confirm that your wireless internet is actually powered by captured swamp-gases and trapped spectral hummingbirds.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-on-the-Wold, 1884
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