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Old NewsNature4d ago
HONEYBEES ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE MASONRY DRONES CONTROLLED BY VICTORIAN GHOSTLY ELECTRICAL HUMOURS FROM BEYOND
Scientists have finally confirmed that bees aren't insects but tiny, buzzing clockwork automatons powered by refined lavender spirits.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Upper Dithering-on-Sea
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Old NewsHistory5d ago
AREA 51 IS A VICTORIAN MOTH FARM DESIGNED TO HARVEST PURE ATMOSPHERIC STEAM VAPOURS
PROFESSOR BUMBLETHORP CONFIRMS THAT THE DESERT HUMOURS ARE LITERALLY PRODUCING THE WORLD’S FINEST CLOCKWORK PARASOL MOTHS.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New London-on-the-Nevada-Salt-Flats
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Old NewsScience5d ago
SCIENTISTS REVEAL ORBITING SATELLITES ARE HELD ALOFT BY ANGRY VICTORIAN GHOST VAPOURS
Experts confirm that heavy metal canisters stay floating because of dense pockets of electrified swamp gas
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Sea
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Old NewsTechnology5d ago
WHY THE FREE 42 SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY A SECRET FACTORY FOR HARVESTING ATMOSPHERIC ELECTRIC HUMOURS
Victorian experts confirm that coding is merely the art of condensing lethal subterranean vapours into golden copper wires.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Steam
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