Tagged: witchcraft
3 stories
Old NewsHealth5d ago
DARK HAMID: THE 14TH CENTURY SORCERER DRAINING YOUR SOUL THROUGH ELECTRIC GLOWING HAND-MIRRORS
This medieval phantom is stealing our vital humors using the dark magic of flashing liquid light boxes.
By Barnaby Pox-Writ · Ye Olde London, 2024
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Old NewsNature5d ago
REVEALED: TINY GLASS-CLINGING DEMON LIZARDS ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE TIME-TRAVELING WITCHCRAFT SPIES FROM THE FUTURE
Disgusted 14th-century peasants confirm these sticky terrors use invisible clockwork magnets to defy gravity and ruin windows.
By Sir Barnaby Fumble-Wick · A Village Outside London, 1342 (but actually 2024)
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Old NewsNature5d ago
WITCHCRAFT REVEALED: AUTUMN LEAVES ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE FIREWORKS TRIGGERED BY ANGRY MEDIEVAL GHOSTS
Our intrepid reporter discovers the chilling truth behind why trees spontaneously ignite into colorful debris every October.
By Sir Palamedes the Stout · New Camelot-upon-Thames
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